- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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