- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why do mexicans get made fun of

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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