Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do I hate? people

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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