Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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