- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

GOODBYE

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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