What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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