Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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