DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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