Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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