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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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