How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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