- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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