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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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