- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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