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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Women's Rights

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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