Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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