Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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