- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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