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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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