How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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