A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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