- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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