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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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