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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator