- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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