- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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