- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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