- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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