- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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