Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Granny porn!

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Caramel Boing.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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