whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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