What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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