Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

I like turtoes.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Your mother is so fat.

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