What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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The joke below me is retarded

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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