What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A black man without problems.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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youre gay

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Asian NASCAR.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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