- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Rick Perry.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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