- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck