- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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