- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A black student graduated High School

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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