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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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