Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

arena football

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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