- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is older than history?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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