- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats up and also down? your mum

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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