What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Basically

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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