What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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sure!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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so the weather's nice...

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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