- Anti Joke

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

No it doesnt..

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years