- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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