Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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