- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A man walks into a bar

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

just in time?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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