- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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