how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A house comes around the corner.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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