What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Microwave

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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