Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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WNBA

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24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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